I just want a cute girl to hold my hand and pet my hair and say motivational things to me and occasionally make out with my face is that too much to ask.
Someone love me
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real
For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.
This is why punctuation was created